Style is important in our fashion obsessed world and here at Canine Crimewave we thought we would jump on the Christmas bandwagon and try and flog you some stuff we've slung together to part you from your hard earned cash.
First up are these stylish pooping dog lamps. Artist made and made to order so we cannot guarantee quality or delivery times, but we still genuinely believe that they would be a talking point in your living room.
Available in small and big sizes, with turd effect light switch, these will let your friends know that you are a modern animal lover - how can you possibly live without one?
Canine crime wave have produced these minimally mod food bowls for all you unhappy hipsters that feel that your dog needs to understand that 'less is more'.
More logos available or personalize your dog dish with one of your own.
At great trouble to ourselves we have managed to secure our 'Canine Crimewave' exclusively designed school bags that could seriously embarrass your child.
Made from thin nylon with 'fiddly' plastic clasps and printed top flap that protects the bag from the rain these have got to be a good 'stocking filler'.
We also offer these cheap 'Doggie Style' vinyl stickers that look much better in the photo than they do in reality. Stick them on stuff, then wish you hadn't. Perfect for Christmas.
Canine Crimewave do not offer a returns policy. Feel free to try and negotiate a bulk order.
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